punkmerlin:

this was a thing i did today.













eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it





mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”













Tiana’s Outfits (remake of x)





jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…





unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I JUST INHALED A GRAPE AND ALMOST DIED 









vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 





tvhousehusband:

I think I’m in love with her.










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